As I write this, I have 4353 friends on Facebook. I reckon only a small percentage of those are people I actually know, or correspond with, with any regularity. So, I’m making a list of people to stay friends with. Everyone I message or chat with, everyone who posts something I like, or likes something I post, plus a few actual friends and family, will go onto this list. Then, come March 24 2018, everyone else will be unfriended.
I’m not doing this to be an asshole. I’m not doing this to follow the hipster trend of dumping FB. I’m doing this for money, boys and girls. It’s that simple.
In the past few months of selling plants, planters and garden beds, I haven’t made more than I have by writing, but I have made it faster. So, I’m going to keep my friends list below the 5k limit between now and March 2018. I’m also going to only accept friend requests from people I know, or Melbournians who may wish to buy stuff from me. Then, come March 24, 2018, I’m taking a razor to my friends list.
So, if you want to stay in touch, like this, or any other post, between now and this time next year. If this has rubbed you the wrong way, unfriend me. I won’t mind. You’ll be saving me some time.