Wonder why Victoria Police decided it’s okay to park in a No Standing Zone outside a porno shop and a Chinese restaurant? I mean, we all get an urge for porn or takeaway at times. Hell, I might even consider jaywalking for either… or at least stare too long while I’m walking and bump into some poor bugger coming the other way because I’m attracted by ducks hanging in a window, or boobs. But, you know, actually breaking the law all for sweet ‘n sour pork or wank books? C’mon, guys. One delivers, and the other you can get on your damned phones.